February 2011
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I just bought a 2-bedroom house, but I think I get to decide how many bedrooms...
– Mitch Hedberg
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Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud...
– Mitch Hedberg
My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever. Much...
– Mitch Hedberg
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unexpectedradiance asked: I hope to live up to your legacy as "the only girl attending one of the MUN conferences!"
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Back to School
…in less than 12 hours. Have yet to begin packing. Anxious.
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HUNGER
It is 2:18am and I MUST tell the internet: I AM SO HUNGRY I WANT A SCRAMBLED EGG OR SOMETHING WHY OH WHY
roswald asked: Herro.
Ah mees ewe! Let me know when you're free so we can do something. That is, I'm assuming you're still in the Bubble. GIRL, WHERE YOU AT?
Also, are you going to that party thing at Becca's?
Affectionately yours,
Assballs
Ah mees ewe! Let me know when you're free so we can do something. That is, I'm assuming you're still in the Bubble. GIRL, WHERE YOU AT?
Also, are you going to that party thing at Becca's?
Affectionately yours,
Assballs
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…but I like the night time, like it when everything is very dark and my head is fuzzy. Like the solitude and the quiet sounds in the middle of the night, like being the only person awake, like the dark and the warm and the obscurity of it all. I like lying and listening, marveling, reveling. Inventing.