barbiehighheels: I hope Rick Santorum sits in one place for too long and loses feeling in one of his feet so that when the phone rings he stumbles a little trying to walk across the room to answer.
vernalized: I’m in the library and I’m surrounded by books and I just had this moment where I became extremely aware of how many things there are that I don’t know about. There’s just so much information in this one place. Isn’t that amazing? That scene from Beauty and the Beast where the Beast takes Belle to the library always make me anxious, because how could one person be expected to read...
hotbabysitter: Would you have sex with the opposite gender version of yourself? hmmmm hmmmmm
unexpectedradiance: goblin—shark: Let me touch your butt I like your butt, let me touch You can touch mine too this is for you, kevin.
Anonymous asked: i love when you say words
Do you ever look at pictures of yourself and think “wow, that’s what I look like every day” and then get really overwhelmed? And start to suffer this very strange disconnect between your person and your physical image? And get confused about your name and how it relates to you? And then feel really weird for the rest of the day?